urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:nleavitt NEd-itorializing Now with more zing. NEd 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:nleavitt:19826 failed to burn down house 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z Did you know, that if you leave canned corn on the stove for 2 hours, it will not pop? It will, in fact, set fire. Now you know. And knowing is half the battle! <br /><br /><br />The other half is getting the pot clean.